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paiecat:

i have been waiting for this gif without knowing it even existed

paiecat:

i have been waiting for this gif without knowing it even existed


I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body. You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name.

I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me. You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you. You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own. But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless. and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home.

Clementine Von Radics (via rmbquoteboard)

sierracuse:

sizvideos:

Video

Literally took my breath away.


juliabe:

Selfportrait with cat (via Juliabe)

juliabe:

Selfportrait with cat (via Juliabe)


Anonymous said: these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"

incogneeco:

whiteoppression:

famphic:

anthotny:

postracialcomments:

lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!

Lmao!
How can I be racist if I work with blacks
How can I be racist if one sold me slacks
I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference
i love eastern culture and its women’s deference
the west lost its way with no room for clemency
If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see
my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee
plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face
don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I’m not racist, blacks just need to stop complaining
Living in the past and white people blaming
I work hard, no handouts for every little fraction
If white privilege isn’t fair, then how is affirmative action?

hiddenlex:

bghwb:

rhapsody-tardisblue:

angelica-aswald:

theselfieissue:

Follow his orders, actor Tom Hiddleston. #theselfieissue 

OH GO FUCK YOURSELF

he’s so rude. I want him always

» yes Daddy.

Is he at a Five Guys?

hiddenlex:

bghwb:

rhapsody-tardisblue:

angelica-aswald:

theselfieissue:

Follow his orders, actor Tom Hiddleston. #theselfieissue 

OH GO FUCK YOURSELF

he’s so rude. I want him always

» yes Daddy.

Is he at a Five Guys?


Richard and Minnie! ♡

Richard and Minnie! ♡


youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.


trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me


original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.


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